Mr. Macmillan

( Inadvertently Hexed to Hufflepuffs c/o 98, he intended the last half to be private. )

I am not a homosexual and I did not have sex with Justin Finch-Fletchley.

It appears to me that a considerable number of people find enjoyment from impetuous relationships that are rather transient. I would hope that adults would be more circumspect in their romantic entanglements. There is much to be said for consistency, dependability, and intimacy. I would urge many of you to deliberate carefully before you leap into a situation that may cause you tremendous despondency.

( Private to Liz )

( Private to Justin )

( Private to Self )

( Private to Padma, Susan, Hannah, Zacharias, Cameron, Debbie, Theodore, Stewart, Eleanor )

( Private to Liz )

Everyone please stay calm and do not, under any circumstance, go walking on the Lane at this moment.

While the cost of floo powder has reached an outrageous height I completely and unreservedly urge you to travel to and from your residence through fireplace or Apparation.

The Department of Magical Law Enforcement is quickly taking control of the situation and will do their utmost, as in every situation, to serve and protect the people of Euphoria Lane, England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland.

( We should earnestly desire but few things if we clearly knew what we desired. )